beyoncescock:

people who dont use blankets at night are creepy and must be avoided

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7 months ago // 5,394 notes

world-heritage-posts:

punishedvenomsnake:

stream-purge-the-poison-deactiv:

lesbophobe:

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maybe put yourself in the microwave?? are you fucking stupid? you have the mentality of a 9 years old and so everyone reblogging this shit. how can you ppl find this funny…wtf

the ants won’t fuck you bro

world heritage post

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2 years ago // 101,951 notes

sailorbrazil:

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good evening everyone lets get this bread

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2 years ago // 71,259 notes

dankmemeuniversity:

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2 years ago // 15,892 notes

kaalashnikov:

how to seduce me:

  • deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account
  • dont talk to me

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2 years ago // 616,516 notes

psylockespecters:

I may be a failure but at least I’m not The Emoji Movie (2017).

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6 years ago // 36,331 notes
may your booty grow & your skin glow.

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6 years ago // 68,293 notes
betterthing-s:
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“Hi there! My name is Emily and this is how to be super petty. A couple months ago, I was dumped for being fat. This is my revenge body. My ex said I was “too thick”. That’s when I decided to...